Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.

“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”

by refalkenrath April 19, 2022

Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.

Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.

by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

port ekym, Chile

Port to be ch,ekym33333. A renowned port in the South America for being cheek to the me.

I went to port ekym, chile and got a bit me me me meeee

Graham to the j meeee

by anon150566 March 26, 2010

Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024

Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

by Freako Depot April 30, 2025