Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.

Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!

by KCPLover121 May 9, 2024

Pope

Pope, one of several Aliases that describes the man who is known to disappear from a function and return eating.
Origin: Popocatépetl; A Volcano south-east of the capital, Mexico City. Its name means "smokey mountain" in the indigenous Náhuatl language.

Pope,the one and only .

by Popotelokote November 22, 2021

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?

Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

popeful

(N): full of hope or expressing hope about the new pope.

(ADJ): feeling or inspiring optimism about the future leadership of the new pope.

The popeful gathered in Rome.

The popeful comments showed enthusiasm for the future of the Roman Catholic Church.

by Liberty Zealot March 13, 2013

Pope Up

synonym to man up, but more awesome

Man #1: This chick seems like a real hood rat, but i could go for some ass.
Man #2: Ok, Pope up and tap that ass, just wrap your shit up so you don't get the clap.

by Popeues August 13, 2008