poodini

When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass

You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.

by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022

Poodini

When you disappear after a nasty bathroom visit to go take a lie-down to recover.

It was only supposed to take five minutes, but Aaron pulled a poodini on us.

by Hannurdock February 16, 2022

Polinomics

Polinomic (synonym Ecolitical) – A economic system where a constitution, intended for use by at least several generations of citizens, must be able to adjust itself for pragmatic economic decisions and to balance interests of the state and society against those of individuals and their constitutional rights to personal freedom and private happiness.

Pragmatocracy paired with Polinomics is a modern and future-looking political and economical form of governing.

by BillyKaren March 5, 2022

Poohing

Simply doing what Winnie-the-Pooh does. Originated in The House at Pooh Corner by A.A. Milne.

And a Pooh is simply poohing in the sun.

by Winnie-THER-Pooh June 28, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

poofinga

a man who fingers themself in the year the year 8 math toilets

olly lofthouse is a poofinga

by poofinga December 22, 2022