A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
Get the Opossum Polemug. by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018
Get the cabbage polemug. by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019
Get the molly polemug. (noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
by piptardsman July 2, 2011
Get the dick-polemug. The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016
Get the chowder polemug. by FriarTuck May 19, 2015
Get the Eskimo Polemug. An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023
Get the Piss Polemug.