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irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.
irish cock plower by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

plowing new ground 

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.
When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.
plowing new ground by Gazman April 1, 2004
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plowing new ground 

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry
"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"
plowing new ground by rpatel36 April 7, 2004

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...
1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.
Plowing the SQuirreL by d3ngar December 17, 2009
A type of soup made out of flowers. Common term in a particular university's chemistry gossip.
Girl: "What did you do with the flower I gave you?"

Guy: "You mean the plowe?"
plowe by quibble42 October 30, 2013

Plowing Snow 

Expanding a term paper, research paper, abstract, etc. that has a minimum length by adding unnecessarily verbose text or narrative. I.e. being wordy to fill space.

Literally removing white space on paper with print.
The paper that was submitted had less than insightful content, and attempted to make up for this by plowing snow to meet the minimum page requirement.
Plowing Snow by Sidnex November 11, 2013
Man who plows something, snow, dirt, women, etc.
Ex.1. Jeremy plowed me this morning!
2. That Jeremy my plowman really knows how to plow my driveway.
3. Jeremy is so good with his plow, he didn't hurt my bushes, petals, or my ditch!