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Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
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Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010
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pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
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Pineapple

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.
A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!

This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.
by Athinaki October 6, 2016
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pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid
Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt
by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016
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pineapple eggs

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP "PINEAPPLE EGGS" THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
pineapple eggs is eggs with pineapples inside
by pineapple eggs November 29, 2016
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Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses
Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
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