Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Rock Pile

Someone who is very inexperienced. A rookie

This "Rock pile" has no idea what he's doing

by Badger Bob December 3, 2024

funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)

I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile

by Mc.ink November 5, 2020

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.

I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.

by Teebin48 July 11, 2022

the brick pile

Used to describe a prison or jail.

"man I did 5 years in the brick pile, I ain't going back."

by SlimShardy January 21, 2023

hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.

I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.

by drime ramsey July 13, 2025