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hobby phone

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.
Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.
by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008
mugGet the hobby phonemug.

Phone Zone

A place to go and smoke weed. Normally it is a semi-safe area where it is unlikely that you will get caught. The term is also used to designate a state of being really, really high.
"Hey man, you wanna go to the phone zone?"

"You guys in the phone zone?"

"I be just chillin in the phone zone"
by Mystic Treebeard November 22, 2009
mugGet the Phone Zonemug.

Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.
Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!
by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011
mugGet the Phone bonermug.

PHONE SNOB

A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T
You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob
by chico marx December 15, 2011
mugGet the PHONE SNOBmug.

Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.
Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.
by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010
mugGet the Weed phonemug.

woan phone

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.
(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"
by gingakidd September 10, 2009
mugGet the woan phonemug.

Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
by SufferingxArtist October 23, 2008
mugGet the Phone Herpesmug.

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