Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

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thousand percent

It means that s#!t dun, forreal, thousand percent god. Boo-yaa, poppin keep it rill!
Its straight murder, homicide, 187, the BBOOMMBB.
Forreal, thousand percent dun.

That new shit was on hit for 2011!
Oh shit for real?
Thousand percent!

by ratbatspider September 2, 2010

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10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

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five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

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Pervect

When someone is not only perfect or close to it but happens to be able to get real freaky or has an imagination so graphic that its almost sick but the good kind they are pervect

I can make anything sick and I am just the kind of person that is well liked ect. I am so pervect

by Jasmine M Bell August 16, 2007

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