Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

National Perm Head Day

a day to make fun of the perm headed fucks

Imagine having a perm.. Oh a national perm head day

by Maariposla August 2, 2021

Thot-perator

A person who decides to dress up in military gear who is obviously not fit to be actual military.

That Thot-perator just pointed a gun at that reporter!

I saw a few Thot-perators at the airsoft place.

by Axelpanic August 10, 2021

Pervert perm fucks

literary every middle school skater kid.

"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."

by 609897 November 28, 2022

Pussy Perm

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

by ginabeena June 10, 2023