Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.

Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.

by Garage Dweller May 21, 2009

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 5, 2014

The Porcelain Urge

When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.

"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"

by ThatMusicGuy1176 January 15, 2016

20 Percent

It is the point of crisis and when all hell breaks loose.

“Oh crap! My phone is at 20 percent and I don’t have a charger!”

by AnimuSight July 20, 2018