Pajeet is a commonly used noun for extremist hindus who also happen to like to eat and drink cow dung and piss. Depending on the context, it can also be used to refer to all indian people as a whole.
Person A: Hello Pajeet, what's that nasty smell coming off of you?
Pajeet: SAAR I JUST DRANK COW PISS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SMELLING THIS WONDERFUL FRAGRANCE SAAR
Pajeet: SAAR I JUST DRANK COW PISS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SMELLING THIS WONDERFUL FRAGRANCE SAAR
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โ There is no notable difference between a pajeeta and a male pajeet: โ both are associated with the stereotypes of lying, bullying, being crazy, living in another universe, acting like victims and exhibiting boring & predictable behaviour psychology (being in the DNA๐งฌ๐ฎ๐ณ).
It can also be used to call female foreigners ๐ฑ โ๏ธ who love India (they can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do) while having 0 understanding about history, languages & other culturesโbless them!
Pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ synonyms :
Pigdian๐ท ๐ฝ๐ / ๐ Pigdia (they worship pigs)
Poodian/Poopdian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฟ
Pootriot ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ
(Psst! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S BONUS QUESTIONS FOR THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL?)
BQ #1: IS THE CLAIM THAT ๐ฎ๐ณ ALWAYS EXISTED TRUE?
โ FALSE, It's an open secret that this is not true.
Their modern, artificial country forced a number of states to join together with them.
Foreigner pajeets๐ฑ๐จ ๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ often humiliate themselves when supporting ๐ฎ๐ณ's propaganda boast that the entire modern ๐ฎ๐ณalways existed and was โancientโ and everything from other countries belonged to ๐ฎ๐ณ too; this is all based on their fictional mythology book about flying monkeys ๐สษ and apes๐ฆused as โhistoricalโ proof. ๐ซข ๐ฎ๐ณ's constantly get away with lying about this.
โ There is no notable difference between a pajeeta and a male pajeet: โ both are associated with the stereotypes of lying, bullying, being crazy, living in another universe, acting like victims and exhibiting boring & predictable behaviour psychology (being in the DNA๐งฌ๐ฎ๐ณ).
It can also be used to call female foreigners ๐ฑ โ๏ธ who love India (they can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do) while having 0 understanding about history, languages & other culturesโbless them!
Pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ synonyms :
Pigdian๐ท ๐ฝ๐ / ๐ Pigdia (they worship pigs)
Poodian/Poopdian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฟ
Pootriot ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ
(Psst! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S BONUS QUESTIONS FOR THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL?)
BQ #1: IS THE CLAIM THAT ๐ฎ๐ณ ALWAYS EXISTED TRUE?
โ FALSE, It's an open secret that this is not true.
Their modern, artificial country forced a number of states to join together with them.
Foreigner pajeets๐ฑ๐จ ๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ often humiliate themselves when supporting ๐ฎ๐ณ's propaganda boast that the entire modern ๐ฎ๐ณalways existed and was โancientโ and everything from other countries belonged to ๐ฎ๐ณ too; this is all based on their fictional mythology book about flying monkeys ๐สษ and apes๐ฆused as โhistoricalโ proof. ๐ซข ๐ฎ๐ณ's constantly get away with lying about this.
BQ #2: WHAT IS THE SECRET TO TRIGGER AN ๐ฎ๐ณ?
Telling them the above answer for BQ #1 This truth easily pees them off (no pun intended).
BQ #3: WHO SAID THE FOLLOWING QUOTES? โUndoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian womenโ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ,
"I donโt know why the hell anybody would reproduce in that damn country but they do." ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐จ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ
"the Indians are bastards"
ANSWER:
US President Richard Nixon
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
BQ #4 WHO SAID THE QUOTE, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people"?
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฌ๐ง's popular PM Winston Churchill
1: Tell me more about pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ or whatever!๐คฎ
2: Did you know they worshipped toilets when they were newly built?
1: ๐จ
Telling them the above answer for BQ #1 This truth easily pees them off (no pun intended).
BQ #3: WHO SAID THE FOLLOWING QUOTES? โUndoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian womenโ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ,
"I donโt know why the hell anybody would reproduce in that damn country but they do." ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐จ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ
"the Indians are bastards"
ANSWER:
US President Richard Nixon
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
BQ #4 WHO SAID THE QUOTE, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people"?
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฌ๐ง's popular PM Winston Churchill
1: Tell me more about pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ or whatever!๐คฎ
2: Did you know they worshipped toilets when they were newly built?
1: ๐จ
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