A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.
The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.
Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.
Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.
by Mr Damien Bean May 21, 2015
Get the Open Air Fartmug. My Dad used to tell us kids that If you all behave we'll stop up the road and open a keg of nails. I belive it originated around So. Indiana and No. Kentucky. Meaning to open a keg of "whiskey" "sharp, biting" "Let's have some fun"
by pablosancho December 28, 2009
Get the open a keg of nailsmug. Loose women who leave their facebook profiles openly viewable to the public for the pleasure of strange men.
by Raj69er12 January 14, 2010
Get the Open Profile Slutmug. The term is used to say a person, most usually a male, is crazy in love or lust over a girl, will focus total attention on her, ignoring his friends; maybe a hint that she is exploiting him.
i never see him now that he's smitten with his new girlfriend. he'll do anything for her; she's got his nose wide open.
by Smash Like August 25, 2013
Get the nose wide openmug. A phrase from a Indian guy on facebook who wants to try to hit it with a girl, but thanks to his small knowledge of English, it has improper grammar with some words misspelled. This mostly has become a meme due to it's hilarious misspelling and improper grammar.
by That2000'sKid October 30, 2017
Get the Open bob and vegenamug. The anxiety of post COVID-19 opening of everything without social distancing or sanitary precautions.
Also know as re-entry anxiety.
Also know as re-entry anxiety.
The thought of going back to our old filthy, pre-COVID-19 habits is giving me re-opening anxiety. Puleeeaaasseee let's at least not go back to the unsanitary, nasty habit of shaking hands!
by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021
Get the Re-opening Anxietymug. When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011
Get the Fridge Opening Syndromemug.