Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

onion powder

a flammable item used by shrek to blow stuff up

shrek covered the playground with onion powder and lighted it on fire

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 March 7, 2017

"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

chili and onion

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.

I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.

by dump 316 December 16, 2009

onion of awesome

Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.

"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."

by Ambrose Kalifornia September 30, 2007

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011