When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
by Chateau64 June 19, 2018
by lilomelet68 June 29, 2023
When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 01, 2017
Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 31, 2014
"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."
by Ambrose Kalifornia September 16, 2007
by dump 316 December 17, 2009
by mitsukosouma July 04, 2011