A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.
My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017
A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts
“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”
by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021
A wagon or car full of Fags(Homosexuals). Used as an insult, it dates back to when bundles of sticks were transported by horse-driven wagon. It is used most commonly when someone and or a group you didn't invite to your party shows up anyway.
Bruce: "Aye! Looks like the fag wagon finally arrived!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"
by C. Calypso December 30, 2015
by Da-Ve February 28, 2014
“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
by Thrasherboi_skrr December 03, 2020
That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.
by Pink-rocks100 July 25, 2015
The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
"Put that in your funken wagon."
by William Ballsitch February 07, 2008