Phone Zone

A place to go and smoke weed. Normally it is a semi-safe area where it is unlikely that you will get caught. The term is also used to designate a state of being really, really high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to the phone zone?"

"You guys in the phone zone?"

"I be just chillin in the phone zone"

by Mystic Treebeard November 22, 2009

Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

by sahgdjsd February 26, 2011

woan phone

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.

(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"

by gingakidd September 08, 2009

Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.

Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 12, 2010

PHONE SNOB

A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T

You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob

by chico marx December 12, 2011

Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

by SufferingxArtist September 09, 2008

Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.

"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"

by sam34 March 26, 2009