steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
by Darth Ridley April 24, 2008
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steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier
"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright
by nicole April 20, 2004
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Stinky Steve

Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.
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Dirty Steve

A mixed drink: Ginger ale, Bombay blue sapphire gin, cherry juice.
Nothing brings a crew together like a round of Dirty Steves and a stolen fishing pole.
by Texas Red March 13, 2009
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steve irwin

This guy got stabbed in the heart by a bloody stingray and still pulled the barb out of his chest before he died. Now that's a real man.
RIP steve irwin you will be missed!
by i pooted September 06, 2006
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Steve Booth

An answer to any question asked.
'Steve Booth' can replace names and can be used in circumstances involving the bullshit rule.
Name replacement:
person X is vegetarian and somebody says....
And the steve booth likes/dislikes something

’X likes meat’

and X could say ’steve booth likes meat’

Bullshit Rule:
"I smoked 5 blunts last night, didnt whitey or nothin"

"steve"
by xlordorangex January 25, 2009
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