An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.
Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.
When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.
When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.
If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
by Darth Ridley April 24, 2008
a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier
"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright
by nicole April 20, 2004
Steve from Blue's Clues
Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 02, 2018
by Texas Red March 13, 2009
by tonymfstark July 16, 2018
This guy got stabbed in the heart by a bloody stingray and still pulled the barb out of his chest before he died. Now that's a real man.
by i pooted September 06, 2006
An answer to any question asked.
'Steve Booth' can replace names and can be used in circumstances involving the bullshit rule.
'Steve Booth' can replace names and can be used in circumstances involving the bullshit rule.
Name replacement:
person X is vegetarian and somebody says....
And the steve booth likes/dislikes something
’X likes meat’
and X could say ’steve booth likes meat’
Bullshit Rule:
"I smoked 5 blunts last night, didnt whitey or nothin"
"steve"
person X is vegetarian and somebody says....
And the steve booth likes/dislikes something
’X likes meat’
and X could say ’steve booth likes meat’
Bullshit Rule:
"I smoked 5 blunts last night, didnt whitey or nothin"
"steve"
by xlordorangex January 25, 2009