Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Eagle Brand

A brand of condensed milk

Big news! Eagle Brand unveils a new logo, an easy-to-open end and brand new packaging featuring different recipes on all three varieties.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.

Brande is a giver not a taker.

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Lollipop brand

A word used to call somebody a dum dum. Or an idiot.

Your a lollipop brand

by Trauma Llama Drama Kids May 13, 2020

Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .

Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.

by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022