Nelson

Fatfat

Oh look.
It’s a wild nelson.
Look out! Its gonna trample you

by Drippydrub February 19, 2020

Nelson

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.

God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.

by Mrs beast February 24, 2020

Nelson

Nelson’s are very cute guys. They are also sweet but very strong. Nelsons are very genuine and loyal. They are mainly known for having big personalities.

Nelson is so cute, am I right?

by dictionariast May 10, 2020

Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man

Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nelson pupper

Walter.

Bro, Nelson pupper is cute af.

by CockEgbert September 21, 2020

Nelson

A slang term for really good weed.

I got ahold of some really good Nelson this weekend.

Got some Nelson if you wanna partake later.

by Buckeyesooner October 28, 2020