Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

Space Janitor

The only thing strong enough to get rid of astronomical trash (ex. Rocket Bodies, Satellite Fragments, Your Mom, etc.)

Who you gonna call? Space Janitor!!!

by Go fuck yourself😎 April 21, 2018

Gay space

The term given to the seat(s) that must be left empty between you and another male if you're going to see a movie with at least 1 other male friend, so that it doesn't look like you're both 2 homosexuals on a date.

Dude 1: Hey let's sit here!
Dude 2: Um yeah ok move over a seat bro we gotta have gay space.

by run_dcm July 20, 2012

Wire Space

The small area under, next to, or behind an electronic device in which the wires required for said device are mixed together in this incongruous mass.

"hey, do you know where I can plug this in?"

"Check the wire space"

"... Actually, nevermind"

by Thecompetentone May 14, 2019

Audrey space

An "H" shaped parking space where you drive into it, then continue on to the parking space in front. This means you can drive out of it forwards when you're ready, rather than having to reverse out.

Also: to do an Audrey - to find and use a Audrey space.

Parking was a nightmare at the supermarket, but thankfully I managed to find an Audrey space!

The car park was tight, but I managed to do an Audrey.

by TatyAsh March 10, 2020

ball space

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.

"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"

by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013

loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

by entrails May 25, 2008