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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 19, 2017
mugGet the Cold Warmug.

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
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Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.
1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023
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chemical cold

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.
Are you sick, man?
Naww, I'm just coming down with a chemical cold from last night.
by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011
mugGet the chemical coldmug.

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice
"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019
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Hoth cold

How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!
by Hannibal Cannabis March 1, 2019
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Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict
by Eekesteek August 2, 2018
mugGet the Cold turkeymug.

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