by bigpapae November 27, 2024

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

when you defend someone knowing their wrong for what they doing. For example a celebrity you like a lot and talk about. Some may say that you are glazing when you do this.
This nigga glazing. Hop off my dick.
by glizzy gobbler 3000 December 13, 2023

"damn that's some shiney bowl of pot an!! "
-"U dumbass we like to glaze the bowl"
-"Damn maybe I should glaze mine next time!"
-"U dumbass we like to glaze the bowl"
-"Damn maybe I should glaze mine next time!"
by googen March 20, 2013

by F unce 555ws May 15, 2020

When a full term pregnant woman is getting fucked missionary and the guy plasters his load all over the summit of her bulging pregnant belly, subsequently by the force of nature the white hot goo flows down the sides of the ''doughnut hole" thus creating the glazed doughnut hole, available in many flavors including, chocolate, oriental, white chocolate, and spicy.
Dude i tell you, Hailey is a filthy animal. She let me make her a glazed doughnut hole last nigh. The she scraped the glaze off of her belly and ate it.
by Jkrider4x4 January 20, 2024

when you are high as fuck.
by chasevvv February 20, 2021
