Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way

"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018

Dirty Trench Coat

When you reuse a used condom and have sex with a different partner

"Wow Step-Bro, did you just Dirty Trench Coat me? That condom felt weird"

by Cartiac June 14, 2022

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Wet Coat

When your riding that peen and you have no traction. One may have an easy time slipping off.

"Oh, wow Maesha! Last night you were such a wet coat." Said Bradley to Maesha.

by Jack Denial October 29, 2021

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

COAT

Cunt of a thing

"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"

by 3machine September 15, 2022

Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."

Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.

by blickoo February 28, 2025