Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 01, 2010
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Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.
Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.
by Galiant March 06, 2021
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ants nest

I am horny feel I going ants nest later
by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019
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Rats Nest Shot

An alcoholic shot containing equal parts of ..
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.
Bra, I got so messed up last night playing 7, 14, 21. I lost like 5 times in a row and had to take a rats nest shot each time.
by TruffleButterINSmalltownMN August 31, 2015
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Autism nest

Nesting, or an autism nest is a collection of blankets, pillows and other soft and comforting things typically in a bunch or pile. This behavior is commonly found in autistic people.
" dude, what happend to your bed??? It looks like a dumpster on there"

" bro stop dissin my autism nest, it's comfy 😤 "
by Marsbarsxoxo July 23, 2024
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Autism nest

A autism nest, I a pile of blankets, pillows, and other things typically in a bed pieced together closley that are comforting for autistic people
" your bed looks like I dumpster fire bro"

" yeah man, it's my autism nest!"
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Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
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