Myspace

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

by who craig? November 28, 2009

Myspace

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"

by erereric June 2, 2008

MySpace

MySpace isn't a place for pedophiles, child predators and molesters! It's a plac for friends!

Daniella: ewww some 40 year old fag keeps on trying to add me on myspace so he can jack off to my pictures

by 71421 August 5, 2008

MySpaceable

Videos or pics publishable on myspace and suitable for the general public (i.e. spouses, friends, family, children, acquaintances, etc.) to view without detriment to subjects of the material posted.

Dude, those pics of me at the strip-club are not myspaceable.

by beorotten April 1, 2008

MySpace

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!

by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008

Myspace

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."

by aprilsays April 1, 2009

Myspaced

Having taken a picture of yourself (as if to put it on Myspace or another networking website).

"I took a picture of myself standing in front of the mirror... I know, I totally myspaced."

by FutureSex February 22, 2007