morning person

Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.

Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"

Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."

Runner Three: "Good job!"

morning person by La Guapa April 4, 2010

Morning Constitution 

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

Morning Constitution by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

morning grind 

Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

morning grind by hangdog242 July 28, 2008

mooing 

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

mooing by jjhampden September 5, 2011

morning moot 

the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.

Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"

morning moot by the fez May 3, 2014

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Moaning 

an obnoxious, loud, high pitch noise often shouted out during sexual activities.

"Oooh! OH BOBBY!" cassie moaned.

(moaning)

Moaning by TheCoolestChickEver January 18, 2009