crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Monsterbating

When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!

To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.

Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!

Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.

by Kajur April 2, 2013

monster trucking

ear dick

monster trucking is to put the dick in the ear

by hdjsoaksjshdjsk April 24, 2019

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.

*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?

by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004