Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.

Holy Moses the mighty parting of the chest.

by Pz@ November 13, 2025

Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

ghetto-moiselle

A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.

Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'

by sleslie2425 April 6, 2011

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016