Mitchell

A guy who tries to hide the fact he is a necrophiliac. Heavily obsessed with watching scat porn.

"We all know that Mitchell guy is such a necrophiliac"

by colinc123 June 13, 2018

Mitchell

usually wears mario pajamas . thinks he is big man but is more lanky than people named George. Commonly post memes on Instagram. Usually shit themselves when trying to hold in a sht

Did you see that tall lanky kid called Mitchell wearing mario stuff

by big man oi oi February 7, 2019

Mitchell

Mitch is a vary tall hot dude and man is his cock big he can really hit the spots too if your a girl you need to sleep with Mitch cause he’s nice with it Mitch is also known for taking in the butt for fun

You where like Mitchell B last night that was great

by Owenp123 July 10, 2019

Mitchel

Has no parents that love him, mum is an alcoholic, dad is a drug dealer and dog is dead

Lol look at mitchel his dog is dead.

by EmmaAtMasons October 15, 2020

Mitchell

Great guy, wonderful husband, just too small to please a woman

hes such a mitchell

by jennyishot January 9, 2015

Mitchell

A name commonly given to people who have no money but think they are ballers.

He has high hopes for life however will most commonly become a smackhead who says he's a footballer, rugby player or a gym king. Mitchell's usually wear old warn out shoes

He is definitely a Mitchell

Look at that Fucking Mitchell

by The truth teller best April 28, 2020

Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.

Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.

by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005