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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Mission

The equivalent of a ghetto in America. A mission is a word Indigenous people use to describe someone's style or a somewhere of low economical standards nowadays. Missions originally was an area where European convicts or settlers as you will, forcefully relocated Aboriginal people from the Stolen Generation too all over Australia, separating them from their tribes and loved ones. Now it is used as slang by us mob on the same way as the word ghetto is in the media.
"That poxy dog is so mission"
"On the holidays I'm going mission to see my grandmother"

"Propa mission jalbu that one"

"Them shoes look mission"
by Guugu Yimithirr Jalbu December 4, 2022
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Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond
Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.
by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023
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Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
by RxE454 August 1, 2023
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Missionary

I love missionary step bro. Porhub.com.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻
I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary
by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023
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Mission Possible

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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