Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005

Mortal Mask

A mask brushed with toxic chemicals on the inside that is offered to unsuspected or innocent strangers, who would lose consciousness once they wear it at the request of their evil donors, who would then rob their victims.

At secluded traffic junctions, it’s not uncommon for criminals in police uniforms to stop a car whose driver and fellow passenger are both unmasked, who would be handed a pair of mortal masks to wear before they’re allowed to drive off.

by MathPlus April 13, 2021

Mort Kondracke

I am Mort Kondracke.

You must recognize my authority!

by Blah February 8, 2005

dumbass mort

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.

He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em

by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005

McArthur

Whoever has this as a last name is generally a L33T nerd fighter. If you have this last name then you are most likely retarded and there is nothing you can do about it.
However, everyone loves McArthurs =D

Person 1: "What's that guys last name?"
Person 2: "Uhm...I dunno, he's pretty awesome and kinda retarded. But I like him."
Person 3: "Must be McArthur"
Person 4: "Yeah, I bet."

by annelieseisawesomeerthanshaz January 20, 2009

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009