Matt 

But is a word and if you add t it makes butt. I say, add a t to anything? It means butt. Mat+t=Matt Matt=Butt

Dude: I’m going to poop Dude 2: ok. By the way your poop is going to come out of your Matt

Matt by I’m on here because I’m bored June 10, 2021

Matt 

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

Matt by melzy1 June 23, 2021

Matt 

A type of milk

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim

Matt by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021

Matt 

Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.

If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.

Matt by Issy lol July 21, 2021

Matt 

A complete and utter gaybo.

Hey bro, don't be such a Matt

Matt by Mattispooncey July 29, 2021

Matt 

He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe

"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"

Matt by Your mum <3 August 7, 2021

Matt 

That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck

Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!

Matt by Rankingcock August 17, 2021