proper mash up !

The only terminology that can be called upon when describing someone in a state of no return. (can be used in any situation !!)

Lou: have you seen Juan Carlos's new girlfriend ?
Nat: Yeah .... shame though cause her face is proper mash up !!

by Natalie Jeffers February 17, 2008

Mash Bonga

also known as Loki or Jonny-Boy, he accquired this nick name after playing with a toddler. favours a black trench-coat and wears Jean-Paul Gautier

"oi Mash Bonga!" *small child jumps on his groin*

by BabyGirl May 19, 2003

Mashed Potatoes And Gravy

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.

Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it

by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 28, 2011

Mexican Ass-mash

When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.

Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!

by liamisawesome1111 November 18, 2015

holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 29, 2015

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez

hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!

by mr. Alex Heller at your servic June 30, 2009