The only terminology that can be called upon when describing someone in a state of no return. (can be used in any situation !!)
Lou: have you seen Juan Carlos's new girlfriend ?
Nat: Yeah .... shame though cause her face is proper mash up !!
Nat: Yeah .... shame though cause her face is proper mash up !!
by Natalie Jeffers February 17, 2008

also known as Loki or Jonny-Boy, he accquired this nick name after playing with a toddler. favours a black trench-coat and wears Jean-Paul Gautier
by BabyGirl May 19, 2003

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.
by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 28, 2011

Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!
by liamisawesome1111 November 18, 2015

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 29, 2015

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.
by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez
hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!
by mr. Alex Heller at your servic June 30, 2009
