straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

Id's Marriage

A marriage that is performed on impulse by one or both of the married couple. The couple may barely know each other or have just met and have decided to get married on the whim. A marriage based upon the satisfaction of the moment, just like Sigmund Freud's theory of the id.


Also, an impulsive marriage that is based on what are considered to be odd reasons to get married (i.e. spur of the moment, love at first sight, etc)

"She was dating this guy for one week, and now this wedding is going to be Id's marriage!"

by mesaul December 29, 2008

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019

heterosect marriage

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.

Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.

by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020

Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse

Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”

by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020

marriage at 25

When you make a bet with lindsey at age 6

Marriage at 25 smells delicious

by XxxRobbie RottenxxX June 23, 2017