Bob Marley Hour

It’s just malware

Hey guys, stop. It’s Bob Marley Hour.

by Throwaway3819183 April 26, 2023

Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.

Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.

by Zaschiana April 27, 2023

Ace Markey

Ace Markey is a FICTIONAL Danganronpa: Despair Time character.

pwrincesa loves Ace Markey

by pwrincesa August 30, 2023

Meghan Markle

A mixed race woman who entered the British Royal family, a certain duo couldn’t handle the fact, the spare and his mixed race wife was doing a better job with connecting to the people! Now all the racist, bigots and biased people of the UK don’t like Meghan for no apparent reason! They can’t even quote why they don’t like her, without using palace insider/royal expert as a reference

Work Shy Will “ we can’t have them doing more work then us, let’s turn the people against them”

Duchess Dolittle “let’s leak a lie, that Meghan Markle made me cry and bullied a child!”

by Duchess of Truth March 7, 2024

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

pulling a marley

having a sexual relationship with an individual not because you want to but purely with the intention of getting back a very small sum of money back that said individual owes you

conversation between two people.

persone a :omg i cant believe jenny sucked billys dick and fucked him for 40 dollars !!!

person b : yea but he owed her 40 dollars she was just fucking him to get it back.

person a : oh so she was just pulling a marley !

person b : what does that even really mean...

person a : it just means shes a non unionized prostitute!

by Condylomata February 10, 2012

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018