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Mario Kart 8 

The one game that take all hatred and puts it into a game with a full 32 maps to race on and a roster full of Koopalings and Babies. Also, it has Red Shells Aka The bane of my existence, and probably yours. Oh, and it has an annoying rubberbanding AI system. Good luck and have fun with this game. Overall, it's a fun game.
You: Hey, wanna come to my house to play Mario Kart 8?
Friend: NO, NEVER AGAIN SHALL I COME TO YOUR HOUSE YOU PLAY THAT GAME!

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well
Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

Mario's Discord 

a location so grotesque even the pokemon Muk wouldn't go there.
Patrick : You wanna join Mario's Discord with me?

Carl: You just gave me second degree cancer
Mario's Discord by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

mario selman 

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.
" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"
mario selman by Keisha P November 15, 2016

mario’d 

To be completely horsed/buzzed.
Damn dude I’m completely mario’d right now I can’t walk.

mario turner 

Mario Turner is a very nice boy. He is very sweet and very generous. He loves videos games, and talking to people.’
Mario turner gave me a hug.’
mario turner by girlygal633 August 6, 2019