Making muffins

The act of having sex with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring Muffin.

<matt> What did you do this weekend Jake?
<jake> i wuz makin muffins!
<matt> ahhh yeah.

by Mc Matt December 3, 2004

making love

Polite way to say fucking.

Don't say 'fucking' in front of my mom.

What should I say then?

Say 'making love'.

by JoeyDimples November 18, 2009

making a sandwich

Internet slang for any form of masturbation (including masturbation of another person or mutual masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.

Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren't you? xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..

by Our loudest line of defense September 25, 2013

making gains

meaning someone in a friend group (mostly a guy) has more than 1 girl around him

“yooo Cash out here making gains!”

by yesjustlikethefruit March 8, 2018

making rice krispie treats

masturbating with someone else's help

hey babes, nobody's home. lets go make rice krispie treats

by sweet cheeks forever mike June 16, 2004

making love

Romantically joining and partially removing sexual organs from each other until ejaculation occurs

I'm thinking about making love to Sally but she didn't cut the umbilical cord and she has a toddler hanging out of her snatch.

by Jim the wanker December 26, 2009

making fun of in a nice way

The act of making fun of, or teasing somebody. Although rather than using mean words, they pretend to be nice because they think it's hilarious.

Sometimes, the victim is oblivious to this and actually accepts the compliments.

Patrick: Hi Michelle! You have gorgeous freckles.
Michelle: Awh, shucks! Thanks Patrick!
Patrick: And I totally love your red hair too.
Michelle: You're so nice!

Alice: Poor girl. Patrick's making fun of in a nice way

by Manfred88 September 10, 2010