the Lukes

the Lukes : Hanging out with your online boys. Relationships form over the years and you just need a name sometimes.

Her: where the hell did you hear that?
Yourself: the Lukes,

What were you up to last night dude?
Ohh I was just hanging out with the Lukes

by Alasliasolonik October 7, 2010

Licky Lube

When you use your tongue and saliva to provide adequate lubrication for sexual penetration.

There are many different kinds of lubrication that are useful for sex. 1. (My Favorite) natural lubrication. 2. licky Lube. 3. Ky and so on.....

by TheOnlyAxxe April 1, 2011

jippy lube

The spittle lubricant used in lacklustre hand-jobs performed, for pecuniary advantage, by a member of the Roma nation.

Try as one might, the smell of jippy lube is not easily washed off one's John Thomas.

by BRAMBOR_V_PRDELI January 11, 2014

BOOGER LUBER

1. covering your dick in nasal mucus and shoving it in a person's(preferably a sluts or a lesbian(s) ) anus, vagina or mouth. then after the bang bang occurs. the penetrator(he(or she)who penetrates) sucks out the mixture of, snot and(depending on what hole they plug)semen, feces, urine, female ejaculate, saliva with whatever he can use( straw, lips, one of those ear wax removers that uses suction, silly straw. etc.), gargles with it, then spits in in their lovers face as a final disgusting finish. Usually used when performer has cold or flu, and no lubricant

Slut - Oh, please do me Adam, i want you're sizzling cinnamon stick inside my honeypot, please fill me up
Sick lover- i can't I'm sick with the cold, besides I have no lubricant to massage your sweet pea into orgasmic bliss
slut- Just cough some phlegm into your hands, slap it on your hairy hard throbber, slide it up my whisker biscuit when your done and slowly start up until you reach the speed of a train. Then when your done, suck it up with a silly straw, then swish it between your teeth then spit on my big heavy chest
sick lover-Fuck yeah! But what is it called?
slut- a booger luber
sick lover- fuck yes

by cockslap#1bitches December 17, 2014

doodoo lube

A man's booty residue and lube mixed together while his hole is stroked.

Homies booty was nice and musty and made that doodoo lube

by OriginalFreakyTop November 26, 2017

Chirp in your lobes

To speak in somebodies ear.

"Experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobes."

by AlianGirl December 21, 2008

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009