Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Light Lightning

I modern goth twist that's played in clubs

Allow me to play my Light Lightning playlist for you.

by TJGH May 15, 2025

lightning mcqigga

the black version of lightning mcqueen usually depicted as a black widebody hellcat and used to mention black cars

person 1: yo i got a new black mustang

person 2: dawg that shit is a fucking lightning mcqigga

by cars 2 fans April 14, 2024

lightning mcqigga

a black version of lightning mcqueen usally depicted as a widebody hellcat and used to mention black cars

yo that new car of urs is a lightning mcqigga.

by cars 2 fans April 14, 2024