Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

by Jaker17 January 20, 2023

Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)

“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 23, 2018

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015