squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha July 28, 2008

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

LeMonyca

LeMonyca is a sweet, sensitive person who knows what she wants and will take down anyone to get it. She gets emotional when it comes to family, and she is never sure how she feels. LeMonyca can be an amazing friend but she has a hard time opening up to people. She is hilarious and she's the one friend you can laugh with for no reason. LeMonyca will gossip with you for days. She also loves Gangsta Rap. If you get a chance, you should definitely sit with her. You and her can make fun of people together. Maybe she'll tell you the mystery behind herself one day if you're lucky.

LeMonyca feels the beat.

by Lanargl12 March 8, 2015

.lemonyachii

@ .lemonyachii on tiktok (she/it/it's) is the most amazing person ever to exist on this planet. Its so sweet 😢 It even made a video about me saying how comforting I was and how I'm there fav mutual and it was so kind 😭 ILY

PERSON1: ''@.lemonyachii? Oh yeah she's so cool and great and amazing! ''

PERSON2: '' IKR such a kind person!🫶🙈''

by Rhi 🙈 May 23, 2022

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'

Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.

by Rob Porter March 12, 2009