lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

lazy lion

Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.

Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.

by Euky July 6, 2018

Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

lazy-boy

A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.

That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.

by JTDeadmoney December 31, 2007

lazy vagina

a vagina that lacks initiative

a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up

by Lord nice pants November 13, 2013

lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 8, 2017

Lazy Texting

The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away

Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.

20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?

Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.

Lazy Texting

by DesimNYC April 26, 2011