A word describing the action of getting ridiculously drunk, often resulting in passing out with various clothes missing.
"I'm gonna get well and truly Langridged tonight!!"
"wow that girls drunk... guess she's pulled a Langridge!"
"wow that girls drunk... guess she's pulled a Langridge!"
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Get the unicorn language mug.A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets Dirty Harry.
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
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