kettrified

When your about to k-hole on ketamine and you see something the scares the shit out of you

look at the cunts face he’s kettrified

by Inakhole March 17, 2024

Ketted out

When you have taken too much ket and start talking nonsense.

I had too much ket bruh, I'm ketted out.

by amsterdam_41 March 22, 2024

Kettlepotting

When your girl steeps* her vagina

(Typicaly in bodies of water or pools)

*referring to tea as in the duration of time it takes to turn a liquid into tea

I will not provide sentences, but i encourage more people to make their own versions of this definition.

Define Kettlepotting:

by Kohba April 15, 2024

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

Kett

Kett/Ketty/Ketted/Ketter means something's about to happen, something bad or dumb.

Bro is ketted

by MatiZuki November 18, 2024

Kettrey

To Palombo with spreadsheets

It woulda been a half day job, but I went all Kettrey and spent an extra two days in .ods

by JohnsonFrog February 13, 2026

Krent

to krent (verb)

To cause something to fail or lose quality through poor management

Hey dude! did you watch the new movie?

No, I heard someone krented it.

by aifer69 March 4, 2026