King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

Ghoulie Kong

🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

King Kong balls

It’s the most beautiful statue you will ever lay your sparkling orbs on. This statue is one of the great King Kong with balls like steel. One look at his massive juicy watermelon like balls and you will start watering at the mouth. Famous YouTuber Schlatt has made it his mission to buy every single ball out there. Long live the king. #fundtheballs

Ayo let’s go see king Kong balls so we can fondle the fuck out of his balls.

by Megaballfondler November 9, 2021

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

The current chief executive of Hong Kong

Carrie Lam. The ‘best’ CE ever. ‘999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called ‘Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.

The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so ‘good’!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022