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keep a knocker

To have your/a gun on you
-Used in New York
by Nyplug March 1, 2022
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Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.
by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023
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elbow knocker

Maggie: *Stands there knocking on her elbow*
Sean: “You know what they say about elbow knockers?”
Maggie: “What?”
Sean: “That they’re gay.”
by lilnips13 October 9, 2018
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goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024
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hob-knocker

he hob-knocker me
by babydragon2101 May 6, 2018
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cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
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Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!
That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.
by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011
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