Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School

Guy 2: LOL

by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022

David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself

i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard

by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022

kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

Klu Klux Klan

Klu Klux Klan A Buch of hillbillies with beady eyes, that like to wear pointy hats.

The klu Klux Klan will accept morons, hairy people, and lesbians. But not homosexuals.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

Caught By The Klan

When you get chased by a squad into a forested area in COD Warzone, and get murdered.

Run! RUN! Fuck bro you just got caught by the klan!

by PeeWeeSermon May 27, 2020

JAR KLUX KLAN

a group of very wise people including
babywicked

BKlauren(hamburger)
kreepnasty
sunnyboy
Jun 🐴
bubba
Catshonia 🥺
Morales
chief....
Maggie, that’s kreepnastys lady

person: who's the JKK

us:OH THE JAR KLUX KLAN group of very,very wise individuals

by LBACKWOOD February 22, 2022

Ku Cum Klan

The act of being tossed around like a dirty cum sock between the KKK members as they take turns gangbanging you before finishing in a jar. Whoever lasts the shortest period of time has to drink this entire jar of delicious warm beverage.

Deshaun: "Bro I got caught by the OPs last night and they took turns pounding on me, turns out they were playing Ku Cum Klan and one of the niggas started drinking my load, was kinda kinky"

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022