on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024