Keito

A common name used for biracial people who tend to be italian and japanese. It is usually the name of a male who has brown wavy hair and pretty eyes. Keito is really sweet and has great humour but will most likely die from choking on a Turger. Keito will also unfortunately make you laugh so much after his face turns bright red from the Turger choke, that you too will die from asphyxiation or suffocation. However when you realize that he is actually on the verge of death, you will have to invade his private space by giving him the heimlich maneuver.

In all seriousness he's a great guy:)

"how did Keito die? "
"obviously from a Turger"

by Your truly, Swagalish December 6, 2021

Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.

Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.

by kieps31 March 3, 2023

Keith

If you don’t need Keef to know that something is Kife, then you’re in Keith. Keith is the reason the lead singer of Shinedown has a brown landing strip on his chin. If you are sober right now and know that that is highly unlikely, your in Keith. If you are sober and believed the previous statement to be true…then your the lead singer of Shinedown and should probably brush your teeth once Keith is done.

“Ew…My breath tastes like Keith!”

by Keith mouth May 3, 2023

Kentucky kegstand

When someone takes a bottle of knob creek, shoves it in his ass, does a handstand and consumes a fifth into his rectum. Immediately becoming impaired.

Hey man help me get this bottle of knob in my ass so I can do a Kentucky kegstand!!! I’m bout to get fucked up!!!

by Flowoid November 29, 2018

Dirty Keitaro

A cum thirsty slut that can’t control themselves when they’re hard.

God that guy is hot, maybe we can manipulate him into having a threesome with us, I heard he’s a dirty Keitaro so it shouldn’t be hard.

by Mxster April 15, 2020

my bf keith

the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.

my bf keith is the love of my life, they’re so handsome <3

by cybergf#1 September 1, 2021

kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

by Mulli August 16, 2006