elevator karma 

The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.

I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!

Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.

elevator karma by Jenkane December 20, 2010

Fucking Karma 

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.

Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......

Fucking Karma by The other andy April 25, 2009

Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .

I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"

Road Karma by ElMalevo December 3, 2010

dick karma 

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.

“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”

dick karma by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018

karol karma 

Karol Karma is a rare type of guy. Karol Karmas probably like Scott Pilgrim, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Radiohead. They are devilishly charming and will often overthink about how to kabe don you. They love stickers. Often associated with the eh colors red, purple and black. Will do anything for the person they love.

Karol Karma is such an awesome dude.

karol karma by dicklover988 August 19, 2019

Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.

Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?

Golden Karma Rule by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021

fw__karma 

a funny but very suspicious tiktoker.

“do you know fw__karma?” “yea, he worries me a bit” “yea but he’s so funny though”

fw__karma by eipowoo June 2, 2021